#it’s so fucking inconsiderate

[shuckstruck]

exploding the girl on the bus playing music out loud on her phone speakers

[silverheart2]

Why is basic hygiene so difficult for ADULTS to COMPREHEND oh my fucking god

[yujeong]

(Me, telling @wretchedamaranth about the mosquito bites I got from cleaning my balcony -> remembering how in Passing Time by @fleet-off Vegas got jealous of the fucking sun touching Pete's face -> "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Vegas got jealous of mosquitoes leaving their mark on Pete's skin?")

"What the fuck are those?"

Pete snorts. "I got bored and drew red dots on my torso."

Pete expects Vegas to scoff, maybe throw an ironic remark back at him, but instead, he frowns. He touches Pete's sweaty skin, stretching it with his fingers. The area expands, bright red spreading, the mosquito bite almost but not quite disappearing for a brief moment, only to appear again when Vegas lets go.

Pete finds Vegas' jealousy nonsensical most days, but sometimes it's amusing. Like today; they're laying in bed, their bodies glued together. Staring at the ceiling, at each other, letting the heat linger, ignoring the discomfort.

It doesn't matter. Vegas has no reason to feel threatened by a mere insect using Pete's body for its needs.

Vegas clearly disagrees. He keeps playing with Pete's skin, poking at the bites with his nails, and Pete starts to get ticklish.

"If you keep touching them, they're going to get itchy."

Vegas stops. He looks at Pete, his expression unreadable. It doesn't help Pete get prepared for it; Vegas puts his lips around the red spot, and bites.

Pete yelps and then laughs as Vegas is sucking on the skin, his teeth gently digging into it. He licks it too, then moves to the next one. He keeps at it until he's gone through all of them.

"Mine," Pete hears him murmur under his breath, lost in his own thoughts as he's staring at his work. "Mine."

A different kind of heat spreads through Pete. It makes him realize, as Vegas finally looks at him with his hunger now evident and sharp, that he isn't thinking about mosquitoes anymore.

[zhongrin]

dick owners who are bodily able and living in an enviromentally capable conditions to flush toilets in a shared bathroom but don't,

fuck you 🖕🏻

[columboscreens]

Something very unfortunate, but my enthusiasm for columbo has made my friend, for some reason, not like him! How can they not like him? D: He's just a little guy!

honestly? i totally understand. and i run this blog.

columbo is likeable because we always see his best qualities. he does valiant work at a noble job. he's strong, he's intelligent; he's kind, he's just. he makes the right deductions and then makes sure he's right before acting upon them. he's played by peter falk. so yeah, most people want to kick back and have a beer with columbo, even (especially?) some of the people he puts in handcuffs.

but for a second, wash columbo of his charm, kindness, and intellect: the man is an evil fucking bastard. he is naturally annoying--one of his superpowers, which he knows and exploits. he is calculating, devious, manipulative. his overly polite, ingratiating manner wears very thin very quickly, doubly so if he's choosing to play especially dumb. he's a sadistic, disgusting, deceptive little troll who drops by unannounced and practically forces his way into your house, occupying it when it seems like he doesn't even need to be there, flaunting his authority. on top of it all he insists on billowing that cheap, stinking cigar smoke in your face, dropping ashes everywhere while smiling so smugly, so condescendingly, that you want to wring his little neck, his mumbling voice dripping with feigned apology all the while. he asks if you can use your phone, but not really, because he's actually telling you he's using it as he picks it up and makes a call before you can even open your mouth.

through it all, he outright implies that you or someone you love is a homicidal maniac.

then he fucking breaks your television. suddenly, mrs. peck becomes very sympathetic

now i'll ask you to imagine that, on top of all the aforementioned, columbo was, even once, wrong about who the killer was. i am asking you to sit there and imagine the most endearing waterboarding session you can. imagine subjecting an innocent human being to a punishment so cruel and unusual. imagine, as peter falk himself described, that a bunch of little ducks are nibbling at you, pecking at you in a hellish, promethean bid to get you to finally scream to the heavens in confession for your crime.

columbo is eminently lovable, but that love hinges entirely on the fact that he's always right. because if he isn't, he's worse than merely annoying--he's evil.

[heresiae]

it's 2024.

everyone is still recovering from the self isolation of 2020 (the ones saying they're not are either liars or in denial).

and we didn't learn shit.

despite our workplace deciding to letting us having the opportunity to work from home for 60% of the time after the end of lockdown, some coworkers still think it's a good idea to come to work with the "sniffles", even if it's not necessary for them to be physically in the frigging office.

which is how I was exposed to Covid yesterday.

now, I don't really care that it's Covid, I care that people are still going around thinking is no big deal to pass their stupid germs to other people.

and it's the eve of summer holidays for everyone here. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING AROUND SPREADING SHIT?!

if I would not be able to go Friday to my AHDH medication assessment because of this idiot, I would be maaaaaaaaaaaad

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

[spyres]

still so weird whenever i see people being like "DRAYTON IS A MASTER MANIPULATOR HE'S SO EVIL AND HORRIBLE" like??? sure his method of getting kieran out was a bit underhanded and definitely done out of spite since kieran had taunted him for losing his champion rank but he's not some evil mastermind??? he's the 16 year old openly bisexual class clown who cringes whenever his granddad sends him facebook memes but then turns around and thinks ifunny is the most hilarious website ever

[collinnmckinley]

CAN YALL FUCKING TAG SPOILERS??!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?OH MY GOD

[peachdoxie]

Some neighbor is blasting very loud music at 12:23 am. Why. Fuck you.

[mercymaker]

brother, why is it i wake up at 8 and within 20 minutes my mind slips into the "you know what? you never belonged anywhere and you never will :)" hellhole like.. pls

[awordwasthebeginning]

Can I turn this day off and on again please

[maryjaneszombies-blog]

Playing heavy metal loud as fuck at 12 in the morning while people are trying to sleep are you serious right now?? Being so fucking loud

[rawbin-hsr]

How life feels after I block the people who are obviously using AI to create their content

[x-neurotoxin-x]

 🤷 bc he's a bottom  🤷  and it's my fic  🤷  why would you comment this?

[wyn-n-tonic]

Somebody parked in the accessibility bay again so since I'm moving out, I wrote them a note in big letters that said "PARKING HERE IS ILLEGAL AND BLOCKS ACCESSIBILITY FOR YOUR DISABLED NEIGHBORS!!!" with a tiny little 'fuck you, dude.' at the end.